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Sunday, May 23, 2010

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

My Big Fat Greek Wedding is Love.

There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone.

Nicko! Don't play with the food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!

When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.

Give me a word, any word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek.

In Greek school, I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

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